uhhhmmmm...

...have you heard of this?

ashleymadison.com

Life is short. Have an affair.

100% guaranteed.

A website offering you a "safe" way to have an affair. Here is a quote from the websites FAQ:

Having an affair is a risky proposition. There are many obstacles to overcome and you always face the risk of getting caught.

It's probably a good idea to seek relationship counseling and work out your marital problems before you attempt an affair. Getting caught can bring on many undesired repercussions and will probably result in ongoing mis-trust between you and your partner or divorce.

Serious consideration should be given to all possible outcomes. Please choose carefully.

Whatever. People are crazy. In this day and age, I guess I shouldn't be so surprised, right?

Sheesh.